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pinkpigletjoana: Hmm, I wonder what she called him? Racist bitches must be raped.
Not sure what this position is officially called… we like to call it the “g-spot-jackhammer” because it gives Snake “seizures” in record time ;) Anyway… who cares what it’s name is… It get’s results
mitchrobertsxxx: Colt. That’s not his real name but that’s what I call him. We fucked many times over the past few years. He always gets a hotel or B&B near to wherever I am. And he always wears a jock, usually a Colt and usually this one. Love
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so thanks to gatoraid this is what i did tonight instead of working naked apron himecut for your viewing pleasure
I made something.
brodinsons: “What are we going to call him?”“We could name him after your father.”“Tiberius? You kidding me? No, that’s the worst. Let’s name him after your dad. Let’s call him Jim.” “Jim. OK, Jim it is.” #nopppppppppeeeeee
masterboibinder: ‘Dan the Man'… that’s what they called him… 'Dan the MAN’ It was a big difference from being just Danny back in high school… a nobody… a non-entity… barely a blip on anyone’s radar. But college can change
roughtradez: Naked Army guy. That’s what I call him anyway.
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
I still can’t believe Ben Solo was nearly murdered by a fucking kitchen droid when he was 2 years old and people are still calling him a whiny bitch.
Playing Star Project….I’ve been making Knight(I call him by his stage name instead of Touya lol) do a lot of work lately so I decided to reward him with a little date at the pool and he tells me IM NOT SEXY D:< this game is getting to
phoenixcollective: harperhug: phoenixcollective: Benedict Cumberbatch said extremely ableist things about autistic people and therefore his name is not allowed to be spoken in this house ever again. I remember him calling autistic people “primitive,”
spellchucker: shoshanah-ben-hohim: kixxarse: So I was telling my parents about this tweet, and now this is what my dad is calling him. NOBODY CALL HIM ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN SIGNAL BOOST IMPORTANT it’s fucking real guys this is an early birthday
breelandwalker: shoshanah-ben-hohim: kixxarse: So I was telling my parents about this tweet, and now this is what my dad is calling him. NOBODY CALL HIM ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN SIGNAL BOOST IMPORTANT SIGNAL BOOST LORD DAMPNUT
sweetimothee: “Want to know what I call him?” Saoirse Ronan asked, pointing at Timothée Chalamet, who had just joined us at the table and was shrugging off his coat. “Pony,” the actress said, “Because he’ll come up to Greta and me and nuzzle
that-disney-blog: there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
What is it with black people and changing their names? Cassius Clay changed his name to Muhammad Ali. Prince changed his name to that queer symbol of his that you couldn’t even pronounce, and so people called him “The artist formerly known
shoshanah-ben-hohim: kixxarse: So I was telling my parents about this tweet, and now this is what my dad is calling him. NOBODY CALL HIM ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN SIGNAL BOOST IMPORTANT …okay, no more “Drumpf”. I’m all for everyone calling
pleaseillluminateme: giantsandshit: Wait…. What! I’m gonna cry… THEY CALL HIM UNCLE MICHAEL! ugh <3 love themmm
shoshanah-ben-hohim: kixxarse: So I was telling my parents about this tweet, and now this is what my dad is calling him. NOBODY CALL HIM ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN SIGNAL BOOST IMPORTANT
teaboot: teaboot: mjalti: why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call
frenchheartattacks: so my mom is a dispatcher for our town’s police and one time a man called 911 saying that he was with his kid and he didn’t think he was breathing and so my mom rushed a few ambulances out and directed him on how to give cpr over
good-husband:Cowboy wasn’t a fitting enough term for him now. bull-man sounded was closer but still not quite right. You agonized over what to call him until the perfect name presented itself one day. Beefcake.
Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying for me. They just called
papermoon2: ベルなんとかさん by 下崎 “Bertolt” (which is pronounced as “Be-ru-to-ru-to” in Japanese, try saying that five times fast) is hard for Japanese speakers to pronounce, so fandom has started calling him ベルなんとか
iwazu: Zura hasn’t wipped off the Shinsengumi yet because they’re literally the only ones in this godforsaken anime to call him Katsura
thathighguy: nikeshorty: kygo: x u mean six lack ^^^ that’s what I call him
10intxbbc: whitewomenwithbigblackmen: She doesn’t even need glasses, but it’s what the “BIG” boss (what she calls him) wants. Love the glasses.
shoshanah-ben-hohim: kixxarse: So I was telling my parents about this tweet, and now this is what my dad is calling him. NOBODY CALL HIM ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAINSIGNAL BOOST IMPORTANT
nexutamashii: cumbervision: WHAT IF SHERLOCK STARTS CALLING HIM WATSON BECAUSE HE FEELS LIKE HE BROKE HIS TRUST SO HE CANT LET HIMSELF CALL HIM JOHN ANYMORE ….
tyrant-prince: Who wants to bet when peridot first meets greg shes going to call him dad because thats what steven calls him
tchalametdaily:Want to know what I call him? “Pony,” because he’ll come up to Greta and me and nuzzle us. — Saoirse Ronan on Timothée Chalamet for The New York Times.
sassively: supernatural meme: ten scenes [3/10] “So, what, you like him better or something?”
sillysymphony: Call him? What am I supposed to say to him? Pst, nothing. We just call and hang up. We do it all the time. Why? I don’t know, it’s just what you do. Aquamarine (2006)
killakillavideos3: Exactly what you call him when he fucks and chokes you just the way you like it.
fagsbait: Mike (22) Mike is a sexy hung stud that just graduated. He actually calls himself “alpha” because that is what everyone calls him in college! Mike is easy to bait because well, he’s the definition of fuckboy. He also told me he broke
sjcollegeboi: comeoffage: fatiayub: little cowboy! Eva? what about calling him EvO I found him in the train yard: can I keep him?
whitewomenwithbigblackmen:She doesn’t even need glasses, but it’s what the “BIG” boss (what she calls him) wants.
amancanfly: “The alien, Sir… That’s - that’s what they’re calling him. SUPERMAN.” I call him DADDY
What if the babadook was bi and we called him the bibadook
characters: characters: if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me? him: *chokes me* me, wheezing: your grip is getting stronger, sport
stripeyboy: renpai1: lullabelle18: toytowns: characters: characters: if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me? him: *chokes me* me, wheezing: your
esfubar: “Folks called him tumbleweed.”
is this what they call bimbofication